Posts Tagged ‘tiger woods’

Tiger Woods Hiatus Until 2012?

Just read a couple new tidbits on Tiger Woods today.  Apparently, Tiger posed shirtless for a Vanity Fair spread next month as reported by USA Today.  I guess that’s news for the ladies.  (No offense Tiger, but I don’t give a shit about that.)

In other news, according to an article published today in Marco News (never heard of that before), Tiger partied it up in NYC at the Trump International Hotel on New Year’s Eve with 20 bottles of vodka, 15 cases of Red Bull, and a “leggy” blonde” who’s not his wife.

That article also reports that Tiger’s wife told friends that she received $300 million for Christmas and was giving golf up until 2012!

I really hope that isn’t true.  I can’t imagine Tiger taking off two full years.  It seems probable that Tiger will be back at Arnie’s tourney for a Master’s tune-up.  If he cheated on his wife so much, than it’s hard to argue that she is a higher priority than his life’s work of being the best golfer in the history of golf.  Two years on the PGA Tour for Tiger is probably about 10 victories and at least 2 more majors.

Mark my words, he’ll be teeing it up within 90 days.

Don’t Feel Sorry for Elin

Just read on Jay Busbee’s blog, Devil Ball Golf, that People Magazine reported that Elin Woods is leaving Tiger.

I might sound like a total dick, but boo-hoo.  Hand me a tissue.  There are at least 3 reasons why you shouldn’t feel sorry for her.

1. The Money – She is set for life.  Whether she gets $10 million or $100 million, she will never have to worry about money again.
2. Anytime you marry a superstar athlete, you must realize that these guys have hot women hanging over them like white on rice.  Does any women who marries a star athlete, let alone the most recognized athlete in the world, realistic think that her husband will be faithful?  Maybe, but you have to at least calculate that the odds aren’t in your favor.  That comes with the package.
3. Millions of women have been cheated on by slime bags over the course of time, so the situation isn’t unique at all.  Probably most women have had to deal with a cheating partner (whether married or not) in some point in their lives.  99.9% of most women don’t have the option to leave and be set for life (see reason #1).

You have to think that at least the thought crosses most womens’ minds when they pop out that first rug-rat of their famous sports athlete husband’s offspring that they are set for life.  Can you spell M-E-A-L-T-I-C-K-E-T?  They can move on a helluva lot easier than most women in the same situation.

Maybe I should start a new website:  no-tears-for-elin.com.  Good luck Elin.  Welcome to the real world.

Leaked Tiger Woods Sex Tape

One of the two only readers of the Houston Golf Nut blog came through and scored the leaked sex tape of thee one and only Tiger Woods.  (Thx to Brian G.)

EMBED-Leaked Tiger Woods Mistress Sex Tape – Watch more free videos

Poor Tiger!

Tiger Woods Scandal

So, I leave the country for 2 weeks, come back, and the best golfer of all time is totally in the shitter!

By now, everyone has heard the infamous voicemail and read some of the text messages, but it seems like every day something new pops out.

The first week after it happened, if you had asked me if this would affect Tiger’s game, I’d have said no way.  After another week, though, of new allegations, new women, etc, this story remains the #1 news story in the world.  With all of this unwanted attention, the intimate details of Tiger’s life being shared with the world have the potential to damage him on the course.

On the other hand, look at Kobe Bryant and what he went through in his rape trial in Colorado.  The basketball court was his shelter where he could suspend his real-life problems and dominate on the court (which he did).  Tiger could use golf as an escape from all of this hoopla where he’s totally focused, so this could end up making him perform better.

Most pundits agree that he should “go maverick on Oprah’s couch” and get it over it.  Until he does that and owns up, the speculation and rumors will keep swirling, wreaking havoc in their path.

What Did I Miss?

Hey all!  I know my readers have been anxiously awaiting my return.  (All -2 of you.)  I was on my honeymoon for 2 weeks.  Did I miss anything?  Anything new with Tiger?

The Onion – Funny Tiger Pic

Did anyone see this pic on The Onion last year?

Armless, Legless Tiger Woods Wins U.S. Open