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Don’t Feel Sorry for Elin

Just read on Jay Busbee’s blog, Devil Ball Golf, that People Magazine reported that Elin Woods is leaving Tiger.

I might sound like a total dick, but boo-hoo.  Hand me a tissue.  There are at least 3 reasons why you shouldn’t feel sorry for her.

1. The Money – She is set for life.  Whether she gets $10 million or $100 million, she will never have to worry about money again.
2. Anytime you marry a superstar athlete, you must realize that these guys have hot women hanging over them like white on rice.  Does any women who marries a star athlete, let alone the most recognized athlete in the world, realistic think that her husband will be faithful?  Maybe, but you have to at least calculate that the odds aren’t in your favor.  That comes with the package.
3. Millions of women have been cheated on by slime bags over the course of time, so the situation isn’t unique at all.  Probably most women have had to deal with a cheating partner (whether married or not) in some point in their lives.  99.9% of most women don’t have the option to leave and be set for life (see reason #1).

You have to think that at least the thought crosses most womens’ minds when they pop out that first rug-rat of their famous sports athlete husband’s offspring that they are set for life.  Can you spell M-E-A-L-T-I-C-K-E-T?  They can move on a helluva lot easier than most women in the same situation.

Maybe I should start a new website:  no-tears-for-elin.com.  Good luck Elin.  Welcome to the real world.