Archive for December, 2009

Be the Ball – Caddyshack

I was looking around for a funny Caddyshack clip on YouTube and came across this one.

Don’t Feel Sorry for Elin

Just read on Jay Busbee’s blog, Devil Ball Golf, that People Magazine reported that Elin Woods is leaving Tiger.

I might sound like a total dick, but boo-hoo.  Hand me a tissue.  There are at least 3 reasons why you shouldn’t feel sorry for her.

1. The Money – She is set for life.  Whether she gets $10 million or $100 million, she will never have to worry about money again.
2. Anytime you marry a superstar athlete, you must realize that these guys have hot women hanging over them like white on rice.  Does any women who marries a star athlete, let alone the most recognized athlete in the world, realistic think that her husband will be faithful?  Maybe, but you have to at least calculate that the odds aren’t in your favor.  That comes with the package.
3. Millions of women have been cheated on by slime bags over the course of time, so the situation isn’t unique at all.  Probably most women have had to deal with a cheating partner (whether married or not) in some point in their lives.  99.9% of most women don’t have the option to leave and be set for life (see reason #1).

You have to think that at least the thought crosses most womens’ minds when they pop out that first rug-rat of their famous sports athlete husband’s offspring that they are set for life.  Can you spell M-E-A-L-T-I-C-K-E-T?  They can move on a helluva lot easier than most women in the same situation.

Maybe I should start a new website:  no-tears-for-elin.com.  Good luck Elin.  Welcome to the real world.

Leaked Tiger Woods Sex Tape

One of the two only readers of the Houston Golf Nut blog came through and scored the leaked sex tape of thee one and only Tiger Woods.  (Thx to Brian G.)

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Poor Tiger!

Tiger Woods Scandal

So, I leave the country for 2 weeks, come back, and the best golfer of all time is totally in the shitter!

By now, everyone has heard the infamous voicemail and read some of the text messages, but it seems like every day something new pops out.

The first week after it happened, if you had asked me if this would affect Tiger’s game, I’d have said no way.  After another week, though, of new allegations, new women, etc, this story remains the #1 news story in the world.  With all of this unwanted attention, the intimate details of Tiger’s life being shared with the world have the potential to damage him on the course.

On the other hand, look at Kobe Bryant and what he went through in his rape trial in Colorado.  The basketball court was his shelter where he could suspend his real-life problems and dominate on the court (which he did).  Tiger could use golf as an escape from all of this hoopla where he’s totally focused, so this could end up making him perform better.

Most pundits agree that he should “go maverick on Oprah’s couch” and get it over it.  Until he does that and owns up, the speculation and rumors will keep swirling, wreaking havoc in their path.

Hermann Park – phone problems

Anyone else get this email about Hermann Park’s phone troubles?

Playacar Golf Course

Hey all, I recently got back from my destination wedding and honeymoon.  My beautiful bride and I got married in Tulum, Mexico at Dreams Tulum and after that, we honeymooned in Playa del Carmen at The Royal resort.

Luckily enough, I was allowed to play golf and played at the golf course at Playacar, another resort in Playa del Carmen.

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What Did I Miss?

Hey all!  I know my readers have been anxiously awaiting my return.  (All -2 of you.)  I was on my honeymoon for 2 weeks.  Did I miss anything?  Anything new with Tiger?